Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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