Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
