When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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