Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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