how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Randomize