ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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