i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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