Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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