I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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