Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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