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(631): View more from New York

I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks

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(803): View more from South Carolina

For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.

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(480): View more from Arizona

my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station

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(661): View more from California

i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation

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(919): View more from North Carolina

The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers

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(972): View more from Texas

We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".

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(573): View more from Missouri

Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

You high??

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