I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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