toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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