I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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