I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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