im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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