Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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