i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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