Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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