So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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