Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
my poor anus
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