Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
this will be a night to untag.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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