I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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