She said her name was "party"
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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