Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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