i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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