You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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