how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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