Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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