Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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