So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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