You're so nebulous sometimes
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Randomize
