She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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