Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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