i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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