Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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