So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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