so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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