Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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