I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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