It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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