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Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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