Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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