The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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