Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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