a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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