Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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