I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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