I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Sorry about my life...
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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