i just google imaged poop.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
