I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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