Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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